THE HENCHMAN CHRONICLES

From the same company that bought you the epic mini-series 'THE SHOBOGANS', the ponderous maxi-series 'WHAT CHOCKY DID NEXT', and the limited edition (and inexplicably cancelled) 'BEN AARONVITCH'S FURTHER ADVENTURES OF MERLIN', BIT FANNISH PRODUCTIONS are proud to present a new series of Audio Adventures that dare to shine a light on the evil gits you love to hate.

Because behind every megalomaniac there's always a loyal HENCHMAN.

"THANK YOU, THAT'S JUST WHAT I WANTED TO KNOW!"

The first season of THE HENCHMAN CHRONICLES kicks off in February 2009 with 'The Sound of One Hand Flapping' which features CONDO, everyone's favourite one-armed cretin from Karn. The series then continues on a tri-monthly basis with blistering insights into the psyche's of NYDER, PACKER and SCORBY.

Each and every release is avaialble in a format to suit every budget:

Or why not get a HENCHMAN CHRONICLES SUBSCRIPTION for only £110 (that's a total saving of £1.96) and we'll throw in a free DVD featuring the director being interviewed in a cupboard about how bloody brilliant everyone was.

Remember, each BIT FANNISH CD comes complete with extra special features, including: full colour sleeves, printed discs, plastic trays, and a uniformly consistent spine system that will eventually reveal Colin Baker's face (must collect all 267 CDs).

Stay tuned for more updates and exclusive artwork soon.

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THE SOUND OF ONE HAND FLAPPING by Robert Dull

Trailer Coming Soon!

PERFORMED BY COLIN FAY AS CONDO WITH DAVID TENNANT AS A DYING ALIEN

A brand new adventure for Mehendri Solon as told by his companion, Condo, to someone who could be a timelord but who contractually isn't.

"Condo loves you"

Life on Karn is tough. Solon is in a foul mood and nothing seems to be going right. Then, one night when Condo is out shopping he comes across a crashed spaceship; its occupant is horribly scared and dying in agony. But instead of carting him off to be dissected by his evil overlord, Condo decides to tell the story of his life. And it isn't pretty.

Can Condo find solace in the shattered and bleeding arms of a stranger? Will he ever get his arm back? And what is the secret behind the secret love child that the secret Sisterhood are keeping a secret?


AUTHOR: Robert Dull (aka Kate Bush)
DIRECTOR: Oliver Clothesoff
MUSIC DESIGN: Dr. Hook
ARTWORK: Jack Flash
RECORDED DATE: 29 February 2009
RELEASE DATE: 30 February 2009
DURATION: 298mins

CHRONOLOGICAL PLACEMENT:
This special story takes place before the BRAIN OF MORBIUS. Duh. Obviously. We're not entirely sure where, though. Ask Lance Parkin.