The TV Movie Part 2 (28mins, 13mb)'Bowen! McGann! Bowen! McGann! Bowen! McGann! Both of them!'Topics up for discussion include: Sean's nipple fixation, the show's bodily fluids fixation and John Paul's pun fixation. This week we forgot to turn the DVD volume down for the first minutes. Sorry, it won't happen again. At least it will help you to cue your DVD up! (Chapter 9, by the way). Download - |
The TV Movie Part 1 (30mins, 14mb)'Doctor Who and the Money Shot of Doom!'Topics up for discussion include: the legendary Gordon Tipple, McCoy's gurning disease, the acting talents of CGI, sticky fluids and the lone backward-headed baby Auton Invasion Download - |
The Claws of Axos Episode 4 (25mins, 12mb)'It Ain't Half Shit, Mum'Topics up for discussion include: Barry Letts takes his wife on holiday to Metebelis 3, the wonders of Des Moines, existential Pong, Dudley Simpson's sacking and the Claws of Axos spin-off toys. Download - |
The Claws of Axos Episode 3 (25mins, 12mb)'What do you think happens when the Brigadier gives the Doctor his annual appraisal?'Topics up for discussion include: Damon is out in the field searching for the Master and he's replaced by Sean Alexander (Varsh in 'Full Circle'). Download - |
The Claws of Axos Episode 2 (25mins, 12mb)'Camp Scientists Flounce: The Mini-Series'Topics up for discussion include: As the Chinn Chinn hangover takes hold, the Tachyon TV Team put on their sunglasses and prepare to enter the Axon's mothership... Download - |
The Claws of Axos Episode 1 (25mins, 12mb)'Chinn! Chinn!'This week: play Tachyon TV's Claws of Axos Drinking Game whilst simultaneously singing along to the Pigbin Josh Theme Toon. You know it makes sense. Download - |
Pudsey Cutaway (7mins, 3mb)'Limp wrist. Gay agenda. Again!'This week: all the proceeds from this podcast will go towards our impending court case Download - |
Rose (46mins, 21mb)'Thank God it isn't an alien force that animates wood...'This week: Our longest and most libellous podcast yet. Listen carefully as Neil's cat, Gallifrey, has a good old whinge in the background as he makes himself a nice cup of tea. Download - |
The Brink of Disaster (23mins 10mb)'It's a shame this isn't in colour...'This week: Gary Russell* takes up far too much room on the couch as he gently prods the Tachyon TV team's memories of this incomprehensible classic. *not really Download - |
The Edge of Destruction (27mins, 11mb)'Whitaker wrote this whilst making a cup of tea and boiling an egg'This week: Join Neil, Damon, John and, er, Gary Russell as they attempt to make sense of this Hartnell "classic" (featuring exclusive backdrops from Ian Levine) Download - |
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