T'internet gossip boards are currently awash with frenzied speculation about the future of Doctor Who Magazine with news that it will be lowering its target audience's age from 42 to 14. Here at Tachyon TV we can exclusively reveal what will be in DWM#352 (see right). Click the image for a larger view.

First off, that old favourite The Time Team gets a makeover with Busted and McFly taking over the viewing duties, while the Lurve Doctor is in session as Uncle Tom Baker gives us the benefit of his experiences. There are even tips on how to cover up unsightly acne with an easy to make Silurian gimp mask, and Andrew Pixley reminisces about the day he lost his virginity (surely some mistake? - Ed).

Future articles are reported to include: Dress Like The Doctor at Top Shop, Tabby from the X-Factor Recreates Missing Scenes from The Smugglers and Why Asexuality is Cool.

The long-running comic strip has sadly been removed for being too childish.

A free gift of a TARDIS shaped lolly will be joined by a free transfer of Mal Young to 19 Productions in the next issue.

DWM#352. Available from all good newsagents in the new year, next to the Tweenies Comic and Bliss Magazine.

So, no change there then.

Return of the King Special Edition DVD comes with a free box of Kleenex in the shape of Minas Tirith.

Ben Browder joins cast of Stargate as Michael Shank's stunt double.

David Blunkett says he will fight for the custody of the white cat he used to keep on his knee.

Big Finish's 'A Christmas Treasury' is short-listed for Booker Prize.

The BBC axes 3000 support jobs, starting with "those idiots in Cardiff".

Blake's 7 Season 3 boxset announced and then delayed in same breath.